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Ugh….

Trying to keep my faith in tack at work is becoming very hard now that some annoying people are stating that I am going against my religion and against “us Christians” by siding with the owner and giving into “feelings” because Jesus doesn’t operate on “feelings”…Ugh………………..

The notion that it’s too late to do anything is comical. It’s hilarious

The thing is, someday the sun is going to die and everything on Earth will freeze. This will happen. I used to think printing things made them permanent, but that seems so silly now. Everything will be destroyed no matter how hard we work to create it. The idea terrifies me. I want tiny permanents. I want gigantic permanents! I want what I think and who I am captured in an anthology of indulgence I can comfortingly tuck into a shelf in some labyrinthine library.


from http://jezebel.com/5913942/how-to-feel-when-an-impossibly-promising-22+year+old-passes-away

Even though it is May, I want to be a Zombie Bambi for Halloween this year. I am going to learn how to sew just to make this costume.

Avery is not writing at all because all of her work was lost when her macbook pro crashed. back up work = good idea

Aluminium Macbook Pro 2009 RIP

Before you brag about having extra cash, don’t because your computer might just break and then no extra cash.

Mac Book Pro is now $1200, yay.

Please give me your receipts so I don’t go on a cursing spree when i am trying to not curse at all ever anymore

I am missing Ingrid Michaelson to stay late and reconcile an Amex statement with NO receipts. At least if I am going to stay late, give accounting the receipts. This drives us crazy. This is just as bad as murder is, like not in real life but pretty close.

Judges!

This by far has to be some of the most violent stuff I have ever read. Fight Club is like pale in comparison, like a small stuffed puppy toy you give to a toddler. Like, it is not even in the same realm. There are fat men being sliced open with knives, women hammering men to death by putting nails in the head and eyes. This is good stuff. I love my Bible.

why do i feel like everything i do is never enough? How can I do more is the thought to ponder today and for the rest of the year.

I Hate Elmo and would flush him down the toilet like a dead gold fish.

sesamestreet:

We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

I Hate Elmo and would flush him down the toilet like a dead gold fish.

sesamestreet:

We’re so excited about the new Potty Time with Elmo app that we can’t stop dancing!

(via thecakebar)

Weird/Wonderful/Wacky Thing from Devotions 5/16/12

Judges 3:8

Therefore the anger of the Lord was hot against Israel, and he sold them into the hand of Chushanrishathaim king of Mesopotamia: and the children of Israel served Chushanrishathaim eight years.


This is a wacky word for a king:

Chushan-rishathaim

Meaning: Cush of double wickedness, or governor of two presidencies

the king of Mesopotamia who oppressed Israel in the generation immediately following Joshua (Judg. 3:8)

We learn from the Tell-el-Amarna tablets that Palestine had been invaded by the forces of Aram-naharaim (Authorized Version, “Mesopotamia”) more than once, long before the Exodus, and that at the time they were written the king of Aram-naharaim was still intriguing in Canaan. It is mentioned among the countries which took part in the attack upon Egypt in the reign of Rameses III. (of the Twentieth Dynasty), but as its king is not one of the princes stated to have been conquered by the Pharaoh, it would seem that he did not actually enter Egypt. As the reign of Rameses III. corresponds with the Israelitish occupation of Canaan, it is probable that the Egyptian monuments refer to the oppression of the Israelites by Chushan-rishathaim. Canaan was still regarded as a province of Egypt, so that, in attacking it Chushan-rishathaim would have been considered to be attacking Egypt.


http://www.christiananswers.net/dictionary/chushan-rishathaim.html